R. Lee Ermey is the shit, OOOORAH!

BTW, I found this ULTIMATE DEAR JOHN LETTER on the forums, freakin hilarious! LOL!
ULTIMATE DEAR JOHN LETTER
There was a Sailor deployed to Iraq. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had
slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up AND she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Sailor does what any squared-away Sailor would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the
following note:
"I don't remember which one you are, please remove your picture and send
the rest back!"
I'm still laughing.....hehehehe